A prayer for the stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I kill today
because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the foot I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work….
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday

And help me remember….
When I am having a bad day and that it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown,
20 to smile
And only four to extend my arm
And smack someone in the mouth!

Sent to me by Hanady Mirza

Nada AbiSamra